No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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