Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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