Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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