so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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