I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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