Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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