butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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