lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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