hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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