your thong is hanging out like whoa
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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