I wannas sexs uuuuu
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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