i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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