Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Will you blow on my dice?
i will never coherently bang her
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You're a waste of cheezeits
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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