That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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