i don't like sucking hair
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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