do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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