it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I think your dad took our porno
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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