I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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