Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
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I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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