Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
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