The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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