I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Randomize
