David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I need to sanitize my soul.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Holy shit dude........stairs
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