Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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