I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
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zippers are such a cool invention
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
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