She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
So much Jack, so little girl.
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