no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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