quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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