YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize