Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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