Duck Duck Cougar?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Bring me that man meat
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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