Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Life is so much better after having sex.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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