Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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