If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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