You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Michael Bay diarrhea
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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