Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I look better un-naked...
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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