my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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