Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
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Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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