Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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