Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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