dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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