jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He passed out mid-signature
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.