Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live