so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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