I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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