id be glad to
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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