Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
no you cant smoke seaweed
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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