Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
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Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
