My room smells like vodka and shame
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
This is my gift to your gina
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Come on in and take your pants off
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