Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
