I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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