sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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