just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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