i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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