ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize