She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I think I just sharted jello shots
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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