1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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