Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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