and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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