That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Why can't burritos get me drunk
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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